Vacation 2010 Norway
9-June-2010
I had an awesome week at the lake, climbing 2 different mountains not all the way, made some amazing pics and videos. Choped down a tree with just a knife and slept a night in a hammack. Geeze i had forgotten how bad that sleeps, fucking anoying and o so cold even with a sleepingback and a sleepingpad. And i tested my skills to create a trap for chasing bad guys, wich succeeded ok a nice strong springpole on chesthight..... yes i did dismantle it before i left lol.
Caught very few fish just 2 Grayling fish. It was a very difficult lake to fish and i didnt fish a lot either to be honoust, day 5 of the trip i threw out a blinker at the back of the canoe and let the line go till the end to troll it behind the canoe, but the blinker got stuck and the line snaped at the end, so that was end of fishing for this trip. Canoeing around the whole lake 13 miles long. One of the last days i was on the other side of the lake and had to paddle all the way to the other side of the lake wich was like 10 miles and that days the wind was soo strong and rain all day long. First 5 miles against the wind last 5 miles with the wind in the back oei the waves from 2 feet high almost got in my canoe.
The day of return had come, starting at 6:00 in the morning with canoeing back to the path thru the hills, and waling the 9 km across the gravle road to the point of pickup. I had decided to go to Jotunheimen Nationalpark and hike there for a week, or if that was impossible from the snow drive to Hardangervida National park to hike there for a week. only 300 km to drive but the navigation system calculated 8 hours WTF must be all small roads, and indeed they were. The only small town i crossd i wanted to sleep in a lowbudget place but there were none, my outdated lonly planet had either wrong adresses or they hadnt opened yet since Norwegian tourists season is only july august and september. Getting money from an ATM cost me 20 euros and gave me a hand full of euro biljets WTF i dont need no euros ive got those already i need fucking krones, nobody takes euro's in norway! So driving on to the Park ariving in the evening and walked for 5 hours. The tourist station i went to to get a map from the paprk had told me its to early to hike since there was too much snow, well i could walk all evening and found a lovly place on the mountaintop for my tent. Next day early up getting my tent stuffed in my backpack and on the go again, 15 km across the mountain passage t the next stop, in the morning i encountered the first patches of snow the marked footpaths dissapeared in the snow. Walking thru it went slow and was dangerous since the mountains were covered with boulders the size of you and me and due the snow i couldnt see where i stepped. My feet and legs were frozen from the snow even in my expensive hiking boots, while my upper body was buring in the sun but what a nice spot was this. A light blue frozen lakes amid the snowcovered mountaintops. Almost broke my feet and legs a couple of times but finaly made it to next stop were i could place my tent. Next day it was snowing, raining and storming all day i had to stay in the tent all day.
Last day at the lake only had to walk the 10 km back with canoe and 30 KG gear.
 

Waiting for the pickup


Driving thru the mountains
 
Entrance to the national park
 
Nature can be so pretty.
 
First Frank21 campingspot high in the mountains
 

First campingspot in the mountains.

11 June-2010

Lunch having a gascooker with me was quite easy i have to say, much faster as having to make a fire everytime.
 
Finaly made it to the hilltop, time to take it out eh.
Oeps, have to walk knee deep thru the snow, maybe i was a bit too early in the seazon. Oh wait it get much worse later on.
 
First to cross the snowcovered hiking trails thats quite special too.
Putside the wind it can be so nice and warm i love it
 
Fuck so dangerous snowcoverd boulders, almost disapeared a few times and allmost broke my legs tens of times big thumbs up for my hiking boots!
 
Mist and storm outside i am glad my tent was up before it went realy wild.

12-June-2010
All day storm rain and icecold had to stay in the tent cause it was too dangerous to cross the mountain pass.Was kinda woried i coundt make it on the other side of the mountain, so decided to walk the same way back the following day.

 
   The day after i walked back the way i came snce it was too dangerous to walk thru and my boots were frozen. 6:00 in the morning on the go downhill went faster and i arived 3 in the afternoon baack at my car jumped in and drove all the way to hardanger vida.Sleeping in a hostel since it was too late to get a map next morning getting a map and went to the park when i arived it hailed so that started good. few hours in the hike it started to storm and snow realy hard cold and wett i got since i had no raincoat and was amazed to see the whole area white from the snow. 13-June-2010
Last day in the park walked in 7 hours all the way back, got in the car and drove to the next adventure.


 
14-June-2010
After a good night sleep in the hostel and a good breakfast i went on my way to the next huge naturepark.

walking for a couple of hours when it started to hail, wich went over into snow, and more snow and snowstorm OMG and no place to hide not even a tree.
 
So fucking cold
 
But then an hour later the coulds and storm went away and it was nice weather at once again.

15-June-2010
Got up early in the morning to start wich seemd to be a long hike thru the mountains 20 KM with full gear.

On the way found such a lovley place on top of the mounatin with a 360 view i couldnt help myself and got my porn magazine out and made a awesome membersfilm.
 
Crazy mupatches on the way
 
Found a mountainshack for hikers first time i went into 1 crazy thing, just a cowshack with a fireplace.
 

16-June-2010


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Late in the evening found a spot for my tent al cold and wet my sleeping back felt like never before. 3 days more i hiked thru the barren hills of Hardanger fidda without seeing a single person i loved it. I had planned to drive to the town where the boat left the same evening i arrived back at my car sinze it was only 300 KM on the map. Yet the navigation system showed it took 8 hours drive and i had to drive first to fucking oslo! That sucked anyway instead i drive to oslo sleep there and go to the boat the next morning. Here it started the hostel had no single room, feeling i needed to sleep very well and felt nothing about the idea of sharing a room with some student or drinking teenagers i went off to get a hotel instead, DowntownOslo looked like a saterday night people all on the streets with booze and stuff. Most hotels had no parking or were way to expensive i had drivven 2 hours in oslo and got angry tried 2 more hostels in the area bu they didnt exist anymore fucking lonley planet. 2 motels on the way told me they were full and made me even more angry. Then drive to the boat place to get a hotel there instead hours drive........ Ariving in Kristiasand 10:00 in the morning Here same problem again 3 hotels said they were full i didnt believe shit of it i gues i looked and smelled like someone who didnt sleep in a bed for 2 weeks, other hostels didnt exist or went open only at 3 in the afternoon......

Now i am realy tired and aggressive i feel like parking my fucking car in the hotel lounge and take a nap right there what now full my whole fucking car fits in it ....... I just want to get out of this fucking place and go to the boat buy a ticket for the first boat at 15:00 from Fjordlines and go to a local camping to wait the hours till the boat goes. The only way to the camping is beneath a small viaduct a truck drives in front of me, and the sign 3.6M high had my attention immedatly as a trucker and saw the truck drive very slowly towards it. Expecting the trucker to get out and see if it fits instead he drives slowly against it and i see the whole container bend the trucks frame FUCk. An hour later when i came back the truck was gone and i could go to the camping. Waited till 2 a clock, get my stuff ready and head to the boat, ariving there i go stand in lane Fjordline and give my bookingsnumber to the ticketboy and receive my passes to board the boat and the car ticket, go stand in line 20 he tells me and points the lane just straight ahead, me driving to lane 20 i found it to be the last line. Sure i will be last from the boat so custums can check my car i knew just as on the wayto norway. Waiting in burning sunn 3 a clock passed some message was broadcasted in 15 minutes the boat will arive oh it is deleyd a bit or something whas an idiot i am thinking by myself in Holland the boats are always on time. 4 a clock has passed and i am still waiting in the burning sunn fuck and soo tired. finaly 5 a clock the ticketboy comes to check my ticket and let me on the boat, oh sory man you have a ticket from fjordline this is colorlines i cant let you on the boat WTF OMG. Almost drove on the boat anyway but i better go back to that crazy fjordlineboy who send me to this fucking boat, i find him gone and some other bitch tells me she cant do shit, me going to fjorline office just closed ofcourse ok then go to fucking colorlines to buy a second ticket for this fucking boat. No sory sit we dont sell you a ticket to this boat me going crazy yelling all sort of obscenetys to this colorline whore in my own languige. Anyway for all dutch people, driving goes much faster and is much more funn across the bridges and ferry instead of fucked up ferrys to kristiansand! So all fucked up i drove the 600 km back to oslo to start my 1200 KM drive thru sweden germany and denmark to holland instead. With amazing memorys of the beautifull Norwegian inland but a profound hate towards Oslo and Kristiansand!
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